does anyone want to be my virtual sugardaddy and buy me things online for literally nothing in return???

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did anyone ever find out how teen spirit smells

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yo gettin married at 22 sounds a lot like leavin a party at 9:30 pm

yeah but you get to leave the party with your favorite person on the planet, and take off all of your makeup, and put on your ugly comfortable clothes and make popcorn and curl up in your bed and watch a movie, and have sex and go to sleep, idk how that sounds like a bad thing.

And everyone else just wakes up alone and hungover.

this is the best thing ive ever heard

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the size of your thighs, or your waist, doesn’t matter

its the size of your bank account that we really care about

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